do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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