Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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