What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
