Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My vagina is very pro this idea
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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