How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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