He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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