I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I AM VODKA MAN
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Terrible idea I love it
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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