My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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