Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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