I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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