I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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