Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
where are you?
Hypothermia
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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