North Korea, Best Korea!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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