What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Houston, we have a blender
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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