im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
