My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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