i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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