This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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