and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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