so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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