dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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