apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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