the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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