I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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