no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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