Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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