But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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