It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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