quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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