Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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