I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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