You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We have started to decorate penises.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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