Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
