Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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