he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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