I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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