If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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