carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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