Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
