he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
