Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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