I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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