I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
