We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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