We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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