normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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