So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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