he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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