We're like a lot better than the average bears
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My ATM looks so different sober.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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