i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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