No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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