awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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