dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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