I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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