There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I forget how to act sober
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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