they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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