maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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