I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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