Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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