They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i came on her dog
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dick very happy bro
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